Monday, 23 November 2009

What's new?!

What’s new?! Our world goes down the drain. Today one of my friends has sent me an article, which tells about a new Internet project “virtual wife”. A woman who has organized it says that with the help of her project she saves many unfortunate men from loneliness. Well, I can’t say that I am in need with this project, but I find this idea pretty interesting. I think that apart from the fact that there are some considerable disadvantages of the virtual love, there is definitely a plenty of advantages. Well, this project is not for me…but…who knows?

Wednesday, 11 November 2009

8 office humour secrets that won't get you fired

Bringing humor to the office can have a lot of benefits, but if you're not careful, it can also backfire - big time. Here are some tips on making sure your attempts at humor don't cross the line and turn you into an April Fool.

1. Start slowly

If you jump right in with a hefty dose of humor, you're likely to make others uncomfortable and alienate potential supporters, no matter how harmless it may seem.

2. Think first

Before you launch any kind of practical joke, consider whether it really will be funny for all involved. If it's likely to make others feel the need to "get even," you're better off calling it off before a vicious cycle begins.

3. Play it safe

If you're not sure whether a particular joke or shenanigan is appropriate, it probably isn't.

4. Be respectful

This doesn't mean you can't poke fun at people from time to time, but only by respecting them first and foremost can you have fun without offending or alienating.

5. Check for negativity

Poking fun at someone as a way to vent negative feelings isn't funny, and can injure inter-office relationships.

6. Avoid sensitive topics

Jokes about someone's weight, age, intelligence, or other personal characteristics have the potential to hurt self-esteem -- and should be absolutely off-limits.

7. Excel first

When you're competent, people respect you, and you can have fun at what you do. But if you're not doing a good job, using humor may work against you and make otherwise innocent fun seem out of place or, worse yet, downright offensive.

8. Don't get carried away

Remember, even where humor is concerned, your best bet is to focus on taking yourself lightly and your work seriously.

Office humor is a wonderful thing that can bring workers together and relieve tension and stress. With these guidelines you will have your colleagues chuckling without offending anyone.

And who knows, maybe your boss appreciates amusing employees. And that's no laughing matter.