Monday, 23 November 2009
What's new?!
Wednesday, 11 November 2009
8 office humour secrets that won't get you fired
1. Start slowly
If you jump right in with a hefty dose of humor, you're likely to make others uncomfortable and alienate potential supporters, no matter how harmless it may seem.
2. Think first
Before you launch any kind of practical joke, consider whether it really will be funny for all involved. If it's likely to make others feel the need to "get even," you're better off calling it off before a vicious cycle begins.
3. Play it safe
If you're not sure whether a particular joke or shenanigan is appropriate, it probably isn't.
4. Be respectful
This doesn't mean you can't poke fun at people from time to time, but only by respecting them first and foremost can you have fun without offending or alienating.
5. Check for negativity
Poking fun at someone as a way to vent negative feelings isn't funny, and can injure inter-office relationships.
6. Avoid sensitive topics
Jokes about someone's weight, age, intelligence, or other personal characteristics have the potential to hurt self-esteem -- and should be absolutely off-limits.
7. Excel first
When you're competent, people respect you, and you can have fun at what you do. But if you're not doing a good job, using humor may work against you and make otherwise innocent fun seem out of place or, worse yet, downright offensive.
8. Don't get carried away
Remember, even where humor is concerned, your best bet is to focus on taking yourself lightly and your work seriously.
Office humor is a wonderful thing that can bring workers together and relieve tension and stress. With these guidelines you will have your colleagues chuckling without offending anyone.
And who knows, maybe your boss appreciates amusing employees. And that's no laughing matter.
Tuesday, 20 October 2009

Hey friends, what do we have now?! Yes, right a new business week. I'm not tired yet, but I don't have strong desire to exert me too much. What about you?
Have you ever thought about how our working days passed ? No?
Look at this picture one more time, I'm sure many of you will see their own case. Don't forget to share your oppinions, what of these things fit to your own schedule...
Thursday, 8 October 2009
LIFE IN THE OFFICE!
Tuesday, 29 September 2009
Funny office stories!

Double Standards
When I take a long time, I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.
When I don''t do it, I am lazy.
When my boss doesn''t do it, he is too busy.
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same, that is initiative.
When I please my boss, I''m ass-kissing.
When my boss pleases his boss, he''s co-operating.
When I do good, my boss never remembers.
When I do wrong, he never forgets
Top 10 Reasons to Go to Work Naked
· Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your butt in here by 8:00!"
· Take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
· Inventive way to finally meet that hunk in Human Resources.
· "I''d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
· To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
· You want to see if it''s like the dream.
· People stop stealing your pens after they''ve seen where you keep them.
· Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
· Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
· No one steals your chair.
TOP TEN EXCUSES FOR FALLING ASLEEP AT YOUR DESK
"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
"Amen"
"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."
"Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."
"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
"Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
NEW SECRETARY
Two guys were discussing the new secretary at their office. John to George: "Man, I dated her last Tuesday and we had wonderful sex. She's a lot better in bed than my wife!"
Two days later. George to John: "Well, I dated her too and we had sex as well, but I still think your wife is better in bed!"
A STORY ABOUT EVERYBODY
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.